Recent comments by Newsboy

This coming from a person who thinks he has a direct line to god.

Interesting comment, since I never said as much nor did I use the "god" word on HCN, like ever bitch.

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The weekly rap of all things that Bill & Seb don't want you to know!

What, the bureau of lies and made-up statistics no make you happy comrade?

Oh Snap! 59% say American Dream dead!!!

War drums - Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts says, A kid gets caught with a few ounces of pot and goes to jail, but a big bank breaks the law ... and no one even gets arrested.

Data problems found with 2 million -0-Care sign-ups (Fraudsters, grifters & illegal friends of P-0-TUS?)

Federal regs for auto dealers costing US economy more than $10B

China Scrambling After "Discovering" Thousands Of Tons Of Rehypothecated Copper, Aluminum Missing (Corzine alert!)

Labor Dept: Americans face higher unemployment...

-0-bamacare Update: Now EVEN MORE States Report Double-Digit Premium Hikes

Over the past year, the average monthly number of homeless people sleeping each night in the New York City shelter system increased by 7 percent, from 50,135 people in January 2013 to 53,615 people in January 2014

Welcome to the New and Improved Amerika, the most super-fabulous place on earth!

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Be sure to read the fine print...and the expiration dates of those near and dear too!!!

Marc Faber Would "Squeeze The System Like A Lemon" If He Were In Charge

Promising good governance guarantees a losing campaign for public office. - The problem in representative democracy is that every instance of waste, graft, fraud and monopolistic racket is somebody's fat paycheck or government contract.

Nobody wins elections promising to trim waste/fraud/monopolies and simplify the churn of complex regulations because any such good governance threatens somebody's fat paycheck/contract...The winning candidate promises not good governance for the benefit of all but more swag for enough voters to win the election.

Capitalism shares a similar irony: the relentless pursuit of narrow self-interest (personal profit) drives the stripmining of the seas for high-value fish, killing vast numbers of "worthless" sea life in the process. When the ocean ecosystem has been destroyed, the theory is that a substitute will be found, such as farm fishing...But farm fishing does not replace the lost ecosystem

I keep telling Charles you can't fix stupid!

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Well Teh Dawg has surpassed the 100,000 comment mark. 7 years of useless drivel and yet he continues to fight the war in his mind.

I have no doubt that you will rise to the occassion and far surpass Dawg's 100,000 comment mark and 7 years of useless drivel, setting a whole new standard for HCN -- The wretchedness thus far has been nothing short of totally amazing!

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How about a schedule for the Gladiator Games?

Also, the number of lions and tigers in the coliseum would be nice to know...

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Whys noe Chicago running totals?

$hitcongo MURDERS
2014 DEATH TOLL : 108

There ya go, just thought I'd leave that on my way out...

Blue Oyster Cult - Take Me Away

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Let's get this party started!

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Data problems found with 2 million -0-Care sign-ups (Fraudsters, grifters & illegal friends of P-0-TUS?)

Federal regs for auto dealers costing US economy more than $10B

China Scrambling After "Discovering" Thousands Of Tons Of Rehypothecated Copper, Aluminum Missing (Corzine alert!)

Labor Dept: Americans face higher unemployment...

Welcome to the New and Improved Amerika, the most super-fabulous place on earth!

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Be sure to read the fine print...and the expiration dates of those near and dear too!!!

Marc Faber Would "Squeeze The System Like A Lemon" If He Were In Charge

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Oh, I Love Trash!

Well, since we're gonna make things up, let's go fer it Jethro!

B.C. hiker films possible sasquatch in mountains near Squamish

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Promising good governance guarantees a losing campaign for public office. - The problem in representative democracy is that every instance of waste, graft, fraud and monopolistic racket is somebody's fat paycheck or government contract.

Nobody wins elections promising to trim waste/fraud/monopolies and simplify the churn of complex regulations because any such good governance threatens somebody's fat paycheck/contract...The winning candidate promises not good governance for the benefit of all but more swag for enough voters to win the election.

Capitalism shares a similar irony: the relentless pursuit of narrow self-interest (personal profit) drives the stripmining of the seas for high-value fish, killing vast numbers of "worthless" sea life in the process. When the ocean ecosystem has been destroyed, the theory is that a substitute will be found, such as farm fishing...But farm fishing does not replace the lost ecosystem

I keep telling Charles you can't fix stupid!

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Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company...Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. ~ George Washington

Why not just make it a cool 100.1% ? I mean its not like its an election year .

What, the bureau of lies and made-up statistics no make you happy comrade?

Oh Snap! 59% say American Dream dead!!!

War drums - Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts says, A kid gets caught with a few ounces of pot and goes to jail, but a big bank breaks the law ... and no one even gets arrested.

¸¸♬•¯•♩¸¸♪•¯•♫¸¸It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine...¸¸♬•¯•♩¸¸♪•¯•♫¸¸

He told me long ago "You're on your own, son".

Yeah, I got the same message...guess it's a Deist life for me!

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And the answer of course is payday accountiing. -- how much money is in my wallet at the end of the week?

Welcome to the New, new, new! Normal!!!

Would you like to volunteer your childrens' future for a few extra bucks at the end of the week?

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… yo, dude, you missed the part about mom and dad not charging rent ?

And it get's better, apparently they don't even have to buy food:

The USDA said it is their responsibility to attempt to alter the food choices of Americans since 25 percent (One-In-Four freehadists for the math challenged publik skool victims) receive food aid from government programs.

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Where do you think the kids are going to be living after Mom & Dad, who reverse mortgaged the house, pass on?

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Message from the DemocRAT/GOPher duopoly:

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The thing to remember is that the economy as a whole will be paying for these auto sales for six or seven years.

Or not! Ill gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today...

And now, without further ado, deep thoughts with Steve Forbes:

Influential financial publisher and former presidential candidate Steve Forbes is out with a new warning that the U.S. faces an economic catastrophe due to the Federal Reserve's loose dollar policy, and returning to a strict “gold standard” is the only way to avoid disaster.

Got U$D?

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Speaking of over-capacity, it is sort of amusing (sort of disgusting) that these new sales are linked and back'd by loans that are connected to complacent people that are more than willing to enjoy the moment and sigh with great relief that the economy is kicking into full gear.

Nothing a good dose of QE, errrr...or whatever name Frau Yellen is calling it today, will fix.

Just wait until the FULL impact of -0-Care starts to emerge, and the real fun & games begin!

Good times, good times!

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Speaking of over-capacity, it is sort of amusing (sort of disgusting) that these new sales are linked and back'd by loans that are connected to complacent people that are more than willing to enjoy the moment and sigh with great relief that the economy is kicking into full gear.

Nothing a good dose of QE, errrr...whatever they call it under Frau Yellen is calling it today.

Just wait until the FULL impact of 0Care starts to emerge...

Good times, good times!

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Divide by zero? The Fed can already do that! Who needs a deity?

Who said anything about A deity....

I claim no definitive understanding of the humanly unknowable dimensions of reality, just that it exists and was clearly engineered.

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The rudimentary understanding is that it doesn't exist....And the only reason you believe is that it makes you feel good.

If you can't perceive evidence of a loving, creative force, all around you, well I pity you.

But, it does explain your psychological demeanor...

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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY.... CREATE ... INFINITY!

OK! OK!!!

How about inhabit, transverse, et al. INFINITY!, plus have an ability to divide by -0-?

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I may become a Agnostic Priest....Combining Knowledge of all the Major Religions i give advise on the Basis that God doesnt really care/exists.....

I think the combined message is more likely that humanity does not posses the ability to even comprehend a loving, creative force that created infinity, no less grasp at a rudimentary understanding.

That hasn't stopped grifters, sociopaths and know-it-alls though...

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The images from the Rose Garden of a smiling president placing his arms supportively around Robert and Jani Bergdahl, whose son Bowe was freed in return for the release of five Taliban leaders in Guantanamo Bay, were broadcast around the world. But past comments by Mr. Bergdahl condemning US foreign policy – not to mention his bushy Islamic-looking beard, his command of Pashtu and Arabic and his use of an Islamic greeting while standing next to Mr. Obama – have now been seized on by conservative critics of the president.

You can't make this crap up!

Oh yeah, they already did in Israel, and now that fiction is called Homeland and is broadcast on TV.

May you live in interesting times strange dayz....

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He really ran amok trying desperately to maintain a "respectable" lifestyle.

Follow this Illusion seems Common Core....

Isn't that the Mur'kin dream?

Borrow beyond your means and die before paying back the underlying principle?

That man, errr.... oldboy, was a WIN-NAH!

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The Problem is the Sugar Content in Soft Drinks.... but who wants to change that..

I'm sugar-free for over a year now, switched to stevia, well...actually Trulia for my Lets take a coffee break , and life is good!

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Seems you get lot of Calories, but lack nutrition.... HCN!

Do I look like Mrs. Obama to you?

Moochelle & her minions, that's who!

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Who cares about $700K in a $3T annual budget.

Yeah, doesn't seem many care about much these days, not even the illegal P0TUS that acts illegally and publicly aids/abets other illegal aliens.

Up is truly down...

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Oh oh! Shock

I hope Bill & Seb didn't take the nite off, they've got some work to do!

Steen Jakobsen: Expect A 30% Stock Market Correction in 2014 -- Central banks have largely failed in their misguided attempts to boost growth via trickle-down programs.

He believes that the correction will be a clearing event not just for overly-elevated prices, but also will serve as a wake-up call about the net energy situation that will lead to better policy decisions.

Wheres MY pony?

That's not going to end well... easy to raise, tough to lower again. One downturn and you'll see 25% unemployment or worse.

The road to hell is paved with...

The owner of a bakery in Lakewood said he will no longer sell wedding cakes after the Colorado Civil Rights Commission ruled he did discriminate against a gay couple when he refused to sell them a cake.

Feature, not bug

P.S. So glad I didn't chose to move my family and business to Colorado...

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Milennials must be lazy.

Nah, they're a bunch of whackadoodles....

Then again...

Teen Unemployment in Major U.S. Cities Tops 50 Percent

I mean Bill & Seb says everything's coming up roses, right?

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How about dat lil' gift my friend gave me after I gifted him with a case of cigs that fell off the back of a truck, -or- is dat a vig da tax capos can a whack me on?

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No yeast? So, it's like an Irish soda bread?

Fuhget 'bout the yeast, how about the gluten?

Are we copacetic or like wot?

Is this stuff Moochelle safe?

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Are you a homeowner or a renter?

Or, the more important affiliation, a member of the Rentier Class?

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ISM Correction: ISM Manufacturing index increased in May to 55.4 Pigged

Worse, you may have to go back to primitive methods like statistical regression or even reasoning by analogy. Where would we be today if economics had stayed in those dark ages?

Today the comrades at the Department of Propaganda had to adjust their lies - The truth was too horrible, hence the quickly revised number, but that was too big of a lie so they had to go back and make it a more believable lie - They have had 3 different numbers in just about that many hours today, why would anyone trust their numbers at all?

This is absolutely Orwellian. It appears that it's all fabricated. From climate data to employment figures. The only data you can trust is that which you can reproduce in your own lab.

Although, I no longer care, I just prepare...

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Worse, you may have to go back to primitive methods like statistical regression or even reasoning by analogy. Where would we be today if economics had stayed in those dark ages?

Today the comrades at the Department of Propaganda had to adjust their lies - The truth was too horrible, hence the quickly revised number, but that was too big of a lie so they had to go back and make it a more believable lie - They have had 3 different numbers in just about that many hours today, why would anyone trust their numbers at all?

This is absolutely Orwellian. It appears that it's all fabricated. From climate data to employment figures. The only data you can trust is that which you can reproduce in your own lab.

Although, I no longer care, I just prepare...

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Strangely, the Party of Stupid - née GOP - seems to be more aligned with Putin and Russia every single day.

That's funny, because from my vantage point as an AMERICAN, neither Party are in fact Stupid, just the people that follow their lies and propaganda.

Facepalm

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Well then, how does the shrub earn all the "Blame it on Bush" accolades ?

Makes -0- sense at all, until you apply the Goebbels playbook.

Then it all makes PURRFECTO nonsensical logik...

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A Third Of America's 18-34 Years Olds Live With Their Parents

Only a third?!?

The DemocRAT/GOPher Oligarchs better double down on creating regulations and/or crony capitalist gimmes to finish choking off the sheeple!

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Don't worry....Jesus saves.

That's funny, I thought all you Trotskyites were agnostics!

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This entire concept is a non-starter when you have top-down crony capitalism:

How Inflation Helps Keep the Rich Up and the Poor Down

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Restaurant Performance Index increases in April, Strongest since May 2013

Wonder what the mega chains are gonna do, now that the IRS has said 50+ serf employers won't be skip out on 0BummerCare?

Oh, and there's this little comment from the blog-o-sphere:

Behind the public-relations facade of "advocacy" and "justice," much of the American legal system is unproductive regulatory friction and the pursuit of extortionist rentier skims.

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