"Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner said Wednesday that he does not plan to serve if President Barack Obama wins a second term in November."

And you Mr. Bernanke, what are your plans for the future?

So another words load up those long Calls....

quit McD's yesterday after it raised the price of the large french fries by 15%.

Thanks for your faithful reporting of the Fed's intentions, CR.

You got a horse in the race?

This will mean jobs will be created and

I think I caught Ben anticipating the end of his term. He's leaving the country in a shambles. Three weeks, he releases his balance sheet details.

Pigged but still on-topic:

1 currency now -yogi wrote:

Well, there is a tiny risk that the Euro will cease to exist, but let's ignore small numbers as good Economists do.

The spectacle of Ben being forced to accept modern-day Confederate currency ... in repayment of EU bank lending program collateral ... at $1.40 per ... would be absolutely hilarious.

If it weren't our money he'd lent out, that is.

CR, what do you think of the Fed's new equation: 2=0?

Got any thoughts on compound interest?

The UberBen rocks out! Man oh Man -- Let's get UE up to 10% so real men like this can save us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YouTube - Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

Although the FOMC might still wait until one of the two day meetings in April or June, the likelihood of QE3 being announced at the March 13th meeting has increased significantly

please let it be march ... helps the H2 call.

Former Idealist wrote:

I think I caught Ben anticipating the end of his term. He's leaving the country in a shambles.

He inherited a mess, not unlike O. He's probably a lot more disillusioned, sad and maybe a bit more cynical than before he said "I do."

What is meant by the question regarding compound interest?

Thanks,

didn't patientrenter argue that FIRE needed inflation to justify its existence?

1 currency now -yogi wrote:

CR, what do you think of the Fed's new equation: 2=0?

Got any thoughts on compound interest?

Where's your website with all your analysis?

In the Q&A, Bernanke made it clear that even if inflation moved above the target - and unemployment was still very high - the Fed would only slowly pursue policies to reduce the inflation rate.

Cool. So when bread riots break out from the unemployed, it will be somebody-else's-problem.

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke made it clear that no decision on additional asset purchases has been made and that any additional balance sheet expansion would be a "collective" decision, however ...

my guess $600 billion to $800 billion

anything less than $600 billion (amount for QE2) and Mr. Market likely "disappointed"

and no way does ben want the word "trillion" in the headline

There is no evidence that printing money creates jobs in the medium or long term...and certainly he or the Fed has no idea how there policies will effect the already unstable economic and social framework of the country. The one thing we do know is that he said higher inflation is ok with him and this WILL be DE-STABILIZING under all time frames and has a very high probability of not achieving his stated goals. Most certainly, like the '70's, money will flow to gaming the system and non-productive investment leading to a further depletion of the pool of savings necessary for true economic growth.

Ben shoulda nationalized banks and left AIG and its counterparties to solve their own problems. He blew it. Now this shit will go on endlessly.

Pigged

vtcodger wrote:

OK. I'm fine with that. But ... but ...but ... What the hell is the point of a swap like that?

Found this explanation
Swaps Will Get Dollars Into European Banks' Hands - WSJ.com

Why did the central banks take this action now?

In recent weeks, it has been more expensive and difficult for European banks to access dollars. This move makes it cheaper for them to obtain dollars through the ECB, and expands swap lines if conditions worsen in other markets.

What effect does this have on markets?

The move is more of a pressure-release valve than a direct action, and doesn't do anything to address underlying problems in Europe. By making it cheaper and easier for European banks to access other currencies,it reduces pressure on markets while policy makers search for a solution

What about the risks that the Fed is subject to?

Since the Fed isn't lending to banks directly, the risk is tiny. The ECB is responsible for giving the Fed its dollars back, so the central bank would have to collapse for the Fed to take a loss. The Fed also isn't exposed to changes in currency rates since the Fed gets back the amount of dollars it loans out. It also earns interest on the loans

Hmm, the collapse of the euro should do it, but I guess we would have bigger things to worry about if the Euro goes under.

WASHINGTON - From postal workers to congressional staffers, federal workers failed to pay billions in taxes in 2010. According to records released by the Internal Revenue Service, active and retired federal employees and military personnel combined owed $3,420,168,684 in unpaid taxes for 2010, an increase of more than 3 percent over the previous year.

Delinquent: Feds, military owe $3.4B in unpaid taxes - WTOP.com

Things are all that great in retail land...Mish reports on JC Penney going WalMart on us and then there's this:

Food Lion Closings: Food Lion Announces Store Closings - wtvr

...the grocery business is still quite tough, I see. We have one of these stores in my area and it is one of the ones that will close...

didn't patientrenter argue that FIRE needed inflation to justify its existence?

if your broker is making you 10% while taking 1% you're sending him a christmas card

if your broker is making you 2% while taking 1% you're strangling him

http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/publications/quarterlybulletin/qb110301.pdf

I'm already feeling more confident.

From The United Kingdom’s quantitative easing policy: design, operation and impact

Similarly, measures of confidence for households and firms
also improved markedly in 2009 following QE purchases.
Chart 15 shows that confidence for both consumers and firms
fell to between two and four standard deviations below recent
historical averages during 2008. However, those falls were
almost entirely reversed during 2009, as QE purchases were
being made. Again, it is hard to know how much of that
increase was due directly to QE purchases, given that there was
a global recovery in confidence during the period and action to
stimulate global demand from a range of countries. But the
movements are consistent with QE having reduced the
perceptions of large downside risks and uncertainty in the
economy as a whole during 2009.

Facepalm

The Fed targets 2% annual inflation instead of zero (stability). How long does it take for your purchasing power to be cut in half at 2%/year? How long do you expect to live?

Eric wrote:

Where's your website with all your analysis?

For the right price, you could sell him slumdog-calls.com!

black dog wrote:

if your broker is making you 2% while taking 1% you're strangling him

What if a hedgie is losing me 30% and taking 20% plus 2% of my capital?

Timmay be gone at the end of the first administration. Or so he says.

When asked his plans, he replied: "I have a carry permit, an unlimited American Express card, and a list of every blogger, miscreant, troll, and asshole that made fun of me, along with the GPS coordinates of each and every one of their URL."

Why don't we all have websites? Then there would be no effective dialogue.

Are you praising Bernanke, also?

The funny thing in the political discourse is the idea that the deficit is somehow "paid for" with real taxpayer "money", instead of just being imaginary electrons spontaneously generated at 33 Liberty and moved around faster than a credit card transaction.

We can’t do the simple math that proves the unaffordability of today's safety net programs, or all the government we now have. We will fall for the con job that says we can just plow ahead and someone else will pick up the tab.

Can Mitch do the "simple math" where something from nothing is nothing?

Or are we heading towards something genuinely apocalyptic - say, the yuan appreciating versus the Cash, and no, I dont need a receipt.

Luuuuuu-Ceeeeee, you got some splainin to do!

c'mon man, the 20 only kicks in when they win for you

1 currency now -yogi wrote:

Why don't we all have websites?

yay! I want one in pink!

ResistanceIsFeudal wrote:

black dog wrote:
if your broker is making you 2% while taking 1% you're strangling him
What if a hedgie is losing me 30% and taking 20% plus 2% of my capital?

O.F. Mossberg & Sons, Inc. - Firearms, Shotguns, Rifles, Accessories, and Precision Machining

Benefits of austerity? Admittedly, Wist-consin is the cheese state and maybe cheese futures aren't tasty:

Econbrowser: Dispatches (XIX): Wisconsin Employment Hemorrhaging Continues

Yeah, inflation and taxes effectively offset interest income.

Gold 1,711 +46 +2.78%

10yr T-note 2.01 -0.06

Hmm

Obama doesn't want to have to name a Treasury Sec. before November. I guess Geithner gets no pardon if he resigns early....

No Soup For YOU!

scone wrote:

Risk is on: Aussie goes vertical on Fed - The Tell - MarketWatch

Yeah! How dare they refuse to screw savers and print trillions in new money like a real modern-day first-world economy! And exporting materials the rest of the world can't get enough of ... the nerve!

But seriously: we honeymooned in Oz several years ago, and Sydney was indecently expensive even at $0.65 to the AUD. I can't even wrap my head around what it must be like at $1.06.

Former Idealist wrote:

this shit will go on endlessly

AIG is never heard from anymore and yes banks should have been allowed to solve their own problems. The FDIC has allowed the Bank Boards to rape the banks before closing them down. WFM

shill wrote:

Gold 1,711 +46 +2.78%
10yr T-note 2.01 -0.06
Hmm

If you believe what Bill Gross says, PIMCO thinks QE3 is going to be middle-of-the-curve Treasuries and MBS. So maybe the trade is to front-run the Fed on the 10yr.

Seems a little late to me, but what do I know

Nemo wrote:

Seems a little late to me, but what do I know

I bet some folks really miss the days of having Blankfein on speed dial, fresh from a Treasury meeting...

Mook wrote:

But seriously: we honeymooned in Oz several years ago, and Sydney was indecently expensive even at $0.65 to the AUD. I can't even wrap my head around what it must be like at $1.06.

The hubster is over there right now. If he were not staying with his mum, we would be out a couple of grand on hotels alone. Average housing prices are about twice what they are here. Mind you, their minimum wage is $15.51. And you can get north of 5% in a CD.

Remember, there are things you know, things you don't know, things that you know you don't know, and things that you don't know you don't know.

shill wrote:

10yr T-note 2.01 -0.06

someone I read recently posited a yield spread compression such that the two ten might be 50 bips, and the two thirty could become less than 150 bips, do the math on that trade

I think that person stands a good chance at being right

somewhere between where we have been and where we are going more and more waken to the fact that PM's and commodities are the place to be

what's to pardon? they'll give him the Medal of Freedom

Yuck.

Hey, how about they buy my son's loan for twice the face amount since the rate is 5.5%!

Lurking Lawyer wrote:

Remember, there are things you know, things you don't know, things that you know you don't know, and things that you don't know you don't know.

Hm, I dunno about that

MaryAnn wrote:

AIG is never heard from anymore and yes banks should have been allowed to solve their own problems. The FDIC has allowed the Bank Boards to rape the banks before closing them down. WFM

There are posts--perhaps conspiratorial and/or on Zerohedge--that the New York Fed semi-orchestrated repatriation of Lehman's foreign assets back to the U.S. to ensure the foreign bag holders were left holding their empty bags. Don't know how right the conspiracies are, although it is reminiscent of the MF Global Hail Mary play at the end and the regulators swallowing their whistles while the bank counterparties hoovered up assets to the detriment of small clients.

someone I read recently posited a yield spread compression such that the two ten might be 50 bips, and the two thirty could become less than 150 bips, do the math on that trade

Real rates are negative..... My Head Just Exploded

PIMCO thinks QE3 is going to be middle-of-the-curve Treasuries

that is what they did with QE2 ... and the 10 year yield screamed 100+ bps higher ... not sure they want a repeat.

"Ben, Ben, he's our man! If he can't do it, a monkey can!"

more and more waken to the fact that PM's and commodities are the place to be

That's what scares me. Are the masses buying gold sticking it to the powers that be? Or are they sheep heading toward slaughter?

Stay tuned and find out

scone wrote:

And you can get north of 5% in a CD.

Hey, I have an idea: Let's borrow in US $, buy the Aussie CD$, and pocket the difference!
Sure fire winner!

"• In the Q&A, Bernanke made it clear that even if inflation moved above the target - and unemployment was still very high - the Fed would only slowly pursue policies to reduce the inflation rate. "

Welcome to the UK, USA style. Uh, 5% inflation, ya, let me fight deflation. They are so screwed up its unreal.

Bloomberg bimbo who interviewed Timmy just stated [para]"He was asked by the President not to return if the President wins a 2nd term." She may have misspoke, and it's not a direct quote, but she did NOT say that Geithner was leaving or resigning, which was the spin a few months ago when he supposedly tried to leave the job.

Sheila getting a payoff yet?

robj wrote:

detriment of small clients

F'UM is a nasty word but don't our government just make you feel nasty in being so corrupt.

Nemo wrote:

If you believe what Bill Gross says, PIMCO thinks QE3 is going to be middle-of-the-curve Treasuries and MBS. So maybe the trade is to front-run the Fed on the 10yr.

That has been the trade for every QE. It is risk free profit to front run the Fed based on their public statements (even better if Timmy gives you high sign a couple of weeks early), then dump it in their laps. Profit!

I used to like the name Ben. Now it is just like Hank. And Dick.

Nemo wrote:

Lurking Lawyer wrote:

Remember, there are things you know, things you don't know, things that you know you don't know, and things that you don't know you don't know.

Hm, I dunno about that

There are things you dunno about things you don't know, and
things you dunno about things you know, and
things you dunno about things you know you don't know, and
things you dunno about things you don't know you don't know.

Freddie Mac: Dec Single-Family Delinquency Rate Rises For 4th Straight Month - WSJ.com

Mortgage delinquencies on single-family homes rose for the fourth-straight month in December, according to a monthly report from Freddie Mac (FMCC).

Nemo, " That's what scares me."

We are Sheep heading to the slaughter, along with the powers that be.

Hmm Queen Elizabeth 3 was the last right ? Coincidence ??? Hmm I think not Smile

JP wrote:

Hey, I have an idea: Let's borrow in US $, buy the Aussie CD$, and pocket the difference!
Sure fire winner!

I have wondered if the Chinese are getting some of their money out of the country through a route that goes through Hong Kong, to the USD, then to rest in a nice Aussie account. From there to buy up real estate in the mining areas.

Bad Dawg Bobby wrote:

We are Sheep heading to the slaughter

Speak for yourself. I am a lion. A lion with a big mane and a huge appetite for sheep. Especially hot, fit sheep in tight wool sweaters.

It is risk free profit to front run the Fed based on their public statements

yep ... no one knew exactly what they would do ... the 10year yield bottomed (for that cycle) right before announcement ... then onward and upward.

scone wrote:

I have wondered if the Chinese are getting some of their money out of the country through a route that goes through Hong Kong, to the USD, then to rest in a nice Aussie account. From there to buy up real estate in the mining areas.

The West Coast from Vancouver to San Diego is awash in Chinese money its likely what's keeping housing up over here.
I suspect similar for New York City,

Nemo wrote:

Are the masses buying gold sticking it to the powers that be? Or are they sheep heading toward slaughter?

Mr. Market exists for one reason, and one reason only: to separate you from your money.

The masses aren't yet buying, but they will. The human genome has not evolved to the point yet where they will do otherwise. Human nature, learn about it, make yourself a student of it, and you will never have to look for work, work will find you.

Labor is the only commodity of any consequence. Next is gold and silver in hand.

When the turn comes, I will be ahead of it, regretting the leaving of the last 20%.

Are they all in the collections department?

Also, I think I have figured out why they want to put big balances at the end of the loan. I'll bet that way they don't have to recognize any loss until 40 or 30 years from now. (or until they go into foreclosure again)

This is way above my pay scale. Any of you accountancy types have any idea?

The Fed is the finest ship ever created by man. It is unsinkable!

Elvis, " Speak for yourself. I am a lion. "

Awh Haw !

memmel wrote:

The West Coast from Vancouver to San Diego is awash in Chinese money its likely what's keeping housing up over here

What happens north of Vancouver? Too cold for the Chinese? Or not enough tiger penises?

It would certainly make sense!

Oz isn't big enough to absorb enough though.

An admirable effort by the very smartest Chinese.

Bloomberg bimbos have helped bring back the use of shear leg wear now that Fox is making money whoring their factory run of babearific, looks great in a knit dress and heels bunch.

Mr Slippery wrote:

That has been the trade for every QE. It is risk free profit to front run the Fed based on their public statements (even better if Timmy gives you high sign a couple of weeks early), then dump it in their laps. Profit!

The point (of QE) is to hold the mortgage rate to as low as possible to avoid non-collateral damages to the banks and keep housing prices afloat. So they're aiming straight at the whites of the 10 year note (i.e., mortgage rates). I think Ben and the Feds have been pretty explicit about this.

Elvis wrote:

Speak for yourself. I am a lion. A lion with a big mane and a huge appetite for sheep. Especially hot, fit sheep in tight wool sweaters.

YouTube - Sexual Tyrannosarous

Well, larger than a rat's I presume.

scone wrote:

I have wondered if the Chinese are getting some of their money out of the country through a route that goes through Hong Kong, to the USD, then to rest in a nice Aussie account.

The sad part is you could have paid 40% off the top 5 years ago to various launderers and middlemen to set this up and - based on nothing but currency appreciation and Aussie interest rates - you'd still be ahead of where you started in dollar terms.

It's fun thought experiments like this that make me curse having been born with a moral compass.

volker the viking wrote:

Labor is the only commodity of any consequence.

You can't eat sweat.

lawyerliz wrote:

Fry dem twinkies!

But Paula, I already fried 'em once...

What good does this do if nobody actually makes any loans?

What good does this do if loans are made that can't be paid?

I'd never think of combining Skittles and ranch dressing to make a lovely and flavorful fruit salad. That's genius!

Sad Wheres MY pony? That elusive pot of gold

lawyerliz wrote:

What good does this do if nobody actually makes any loans?

They make loans. Just not in the blue hair state.

lawyerliz wrote:

What good does this do if nobody actually makes any loans?

I just explained the strategy. Like the hook and ladder play at the end of a football game, it's not likely to succeed. But at least the offense is doing something or at least looking like it. You could make an argument that Benny and the Jets averted total collapse thereby, but it's unclear whether we're in a slow glide up or just above stall speed.

The loans being made now CAN be paid.

As far as the chinese go I had a talk with a man who values and brokers wineries and vineyards and he told me that the Chinese were extremely brand conscious. They buy in Napa but leave Sonoma County alone.I do know that their RRE buys are concentrated in a few areas.

The loans being made now CAN be paid.

or at least federally guaranteed.

maybe so, but you can trade for it

who do you think you are? you too good to sweat?

well, sweat this! Smile

I think Ben and the Feds have been pretty explicit about this.

my thinking too ... QE2 created a beautifully shaped yield curve ... bankster's delight ... but didn't help the economy ... QE3 will try and throw a few crumbs to j6p.

Mook wrote:

It's fun thought experiments like this that make me curse having been born with a moral compass.

Even if we had an account there, which would be legal for us as David is Australian, the taxes on interest would kill it. I'm presuming the US would try to tax a joint account, as would Australia. David and I need to find an international family lawyer, but there's not much other than immigration specialists.

I talked to both the FedEx and the UPS guys and they both said things were looking up and looked much cheerier than usual.

Leading indicator of Green Shoots Green Shoots Quest

In the end it's going to be like this video. Beautiful if you can catch the helicopter. Otherwise....

YouTube - CATS Memory Elaine Paige

Good bye America -- And thanks for all the fish!

Oh come on this is a fucking joke. If the Fed raises rates it triggers a few hundred thousand billion dollars in "benign" interest rate swaps.

What's 2% of a hundred trillion, Benny the Pigman? The Fed is paralyzed and everyone knows it.

ResistanceIsFeudal wrote:

I'd never think of combining Skittles and ranch dressing to make a lovely and flavorful fruit salad. That's genius!

Not as genius as using candy cigarettes as a tofu substitute.

Tom Stone wrote:

As far as the chinese go I had a talk with a man who values and brokers wineries and vineyards and he told me that the Chinese were extremely brand conscious. They buy in Napa but leave Sonoma County alone.I do know that their RRE buys are concentrated in a few areas.

All Cash, and no, I dont need a receipt, I assume? Are the buys in their own names or under shell corporations?

Elvis wrote:

Ben. Now it is just like Hank. And Dick

Somehow, I read that as Ben is Hankering for A Dick.

ResistanceIsFeudal wrote:

I'd never think of combining Skittles and ranch dressing to make a lovely and flavorful fruit salad. That's genius!

I think fried Coke was a relatively new delicacy at the Houston Rodeo the last year or two. And "Sweet Cheeks’ deep fried moon pie" won first place in the fried food category.

Genius!

ResistanceIsFeudal wrote:

Former Idealist wrote:

I think I caught Ben anticipating the end of his term. He's leaving the country in a shambles.

He inherited a mess, not unlike O.

What? Ben worked for the Fed when Greenspan was in charge....he's been there the whole time, right?

Tom Stone wrote:

As far as the chinese go I had a talk with a man who values and brokers wineries and vineyards and he told me that the Chinese were extremely brand conscious. They buy in Napa but leave Sonoma County alone.I do know that their RRE buys are concentrated in a few areas.

Have seen no evidence of any such down in Slugland, Tom. Guess we're not on the list; no surfers in the bunch, I guess. Getting a few more Indians, but that's probably just SV money.

KnotRP wrote:

What? Ben worked for the Fed when Greenspan was in charge....he's been there the whole time, right?

Sure, but he wasn't "that guy"...

JP wrote:

In the Q&A, Bernanke made it clear that even if inflation moved above the target - and unemployment was still very high - the Fed would only slowly pursue policies to reduce the inflation rate.

Cool. So when bread riots break out from the unemployed, it will be somebody-else's-problem.

That's what suicide nets are for.
Only these will be Made in America, F No one 17 and under admitted Yeah! (tm)

it's about trade people

read this, and I hope you do, this is by the foremost stand up mensch alive

http://armstrongeconomics.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/armstrongeconomics-real-estate-global-view-012312.pdf

read pages 4 thru 19

it's double spaced and lots of pictures, charts, and images, so it's more like six pages

you can thank me later

robj wrote:

I think fried Coke was a relatively new delicacy at the Houston Rodeo the last year or two

I'd think that would affect the snortability?

KnotRP wrote:

What? Ben worked for the Fed when Greenspan was in charge....he's been there the whole time, right?

Ben was a co-contributer to the debacle. If you combine the words ben and debacle you get benbacle. An appropriate term.

Disagree CR. QE 3 is irrevelant. It is nothing more than electronic credit. It does not create money.

QE 3 is not coming anytime soon. It would be a desperation bid if it did.

Elvis wrote:

benbacle

finally, after more than 15,000 comments, you post something worthy

PastTense wrote:

Mish's Global Economic Trend Analysis: CalPERS Earned 1.1% on Investments in 2011, Plan Assumptions are 7.75%

CalPERS should be called AmaPERS.

On the commodities reaction to Benjy, I just checked the Fidelity account and the gold miners fund was up more than 5% today, which erased most of last year's slide in that fund in one day. That fund is jumpier than a frog smelling a snake, but that's quite a move.

volker the viking wrote:

finally, after more than 15,000 comments, you post something worthy

I'm past 17k and still working on it. Puzzled

robj wrote:

And "Sweet Cheeks’ deep fried moon pie" won first place in the fried food category.

I imagine the best part about competing in that category is that, thanks to the wonders of atherosclerosis, there are probably very few repeat winners.

ResistanceIsFeudal wrote:

I'd think that would affect the snortability?

I read something that almost 2/3 of all baby changing tables in UK public spaces have coke residue on them. I know a fix for that: WD40

ResistanceIsFeudal wrote:

I think fried Coke was a relatively new delicacy at the Houston Rodeo the last year or two

I'd think that would affect the snortability?

Yea. When Woody sneezes into it, everyone probably gets face burns.

PastTense wrote:

Mish's Global Economic Trend Analysis: CalPERS Earned 1.1% on Investments in 2011, Plan Assumptions are 7.75%

Nothing a little 7:1 leverage can't solve, right?

volker the viking wrote:

finally, after more than 15,000 comments, you post something worthy

All my other posts are over your head. Like blinking neon lights in a shady nightclub.

Mook wrote:

Nothing a little 7:1 leverage can't solve, right?

What if it took 7:1 to get the 1.1? Dooooooooooooooom!!!

I read something that almost 2/3 of all baby changing tables in UK public spaces have coke residue on them.

i wonder what percentage have poop residue?

Basel Too wrote:

i wonder what percentage have poop residue?

2%.

yagij wrote:

What if it took 7:1 to get the 1.1?

No problem - let's take 'er to 49:1, Cap'n!

I mean, hey, it works for the Vampire Squid from Hell.

State of the Union registers at 8th grade reading level - POLITICO.com

President Obama's 2012 State of the Union address again rated at an 8th grade comprehension level on the Flesch-Kincaid readability test — the third lowest score of any State of the Union address since 1934.

The University of Minnesota's Smart Politics conducted an analysis on the last 70 State of the Union addresses and found that President Obama's three addresses have the lowest grade average of any modern president. "Obama's average grade-level score of 8.4 is more than two grades lower than the 10.7 grade average for the other 67 addresses written by his 12 predecessors," they conclude.

Cen I get me mo Hopium
Wink

Not for long. Nothing more than idiots flying into the wall.

Elvis wrote:

2%.

Gives the other 98% a whole different meaning than the recent one.

Before I eat sushi off baby changing tables, I say grace.

Comrade Alexei Mikhailovich wrote:

I read something that almost 2/3 of all baby changing tables in UK public spaces have coke residue on them. I know a fix for that: WD40

Old news, but four out of five pieces of US currency in circulation have coke on them. In part, however, because the coke traces spreads easily from bill to bill during sorting at the bank.

snopes.com: Cocaine on Money

robj wrote:

That fund is jumpier than a frog smelling a snake, but that's quite a move.

fasten your seat belt

Four out of five flat surfaces at 33 Liberty, as well.

Annuit Cœptis

Bob Dobbs wrote:

Comrade Alexei Mikhailovich wrote:
I read something that almost 2/3 of all baby changing tables in UK public spaces have coke residue on them. I know a fix for that: WD40
Old news, but four out of five pieces of US currency in circulation have coke on them.

So the conclusion is: People are counting their money on baby tables.

km4 wrote:

State of the Union registers at 8th grade reading level - POLITICO.com

You have to tailor your message to the audience. Not Obama's fault.

We had CHK a couple of days ago and now COP:

Stock Market and Investing: Production Shut-Ins Fuel Nat Gas Spike - CNBC

Natural gas futures surged 8 percent after Conoco Phillips [COP 69.98 -0.63 (-0.89%) ] said Wednesday its shutting down 100 million cubic feet per day (0.1 bcf) of production in 2012 due to lower prices.

The most current production statistic is from October 2011 available on EIA website, the shut in production so far is 0.6 BCFD from ~80 BCFD or 0.7% of October production and it has increased since then but lets use that as a working number.

JP wrote:

So the conclusion is: People are counting their money on baby tables.

Or using paper currency for non-approved purposes on baby tables.

never a shortage of strong self image with you

JP wrote:

So the conclusion is: People are counting their money on baby tables.

I thought it was 2/3rds of the babies in the UK have drug addictions.

JP wrote:

So the conclusion is: People are counting their money on baby tables.

Or, they got some on them while using, and it came off easily onto the changing tables. To say that 2 out of 3 baby changing tables were used by someone who'd recently used cocaine, over a period of weeks, is kind of.... not unexpected.

So the conclusion is: People are counting their money on baby tables.

no, people are trafficking using diapers.
Heroin found in dirty diaper | The Post and Courier, Charleston SC - News, Sports, Entertainment

energyecon wrote:

Natural gas futures surged 8 percent after Conoco Phillips [COP 69.98 -0.63 (-0.89%) ] said Wednesday its shutting down 100 million cubic feet per day (0.1 bcf) of production in 2012 due to lower prices.

I hope the lessors have 2 year shut-in clauses.

Mr. koop.

I see what you did over the last 72. I can even imagine your rationale for doing it. We can't have HCN accountability of commentators, now can we?

And I am not amused.

::

Lurking Lawyer,

keyword: compound interest (any search engine), alias "escalator". compound interest is an amount of profit ADDED to borrowed monies payable at any given point in time by lenders, said to reveal "risk" of repayment (extinguishing total debt, addidtive borrowed monies, on or before "maturity" of the securities, sum of interests in ownership of debts)

NB. interest amount (alias premium (%), alias cost of capital (%), alias value added, alias opportunity cost (%), alias beta, is an arbitrary figure, a ratio of profit to borrowed monies, a probability of default, ADDED to principal outstanding that is or has been sold to a borrower) by a lender.

shorter Ex. Every time a borrower "rolls over" any portion of unpaid principal, being either unwilling or unable to extinguish a debt, lenders "demand" an increase in interest (alias incentive, alias reward) in order to lend monies. Thus, cost of (residual and current) capital for the borrower increases ad infinitum. Ostensibly because the original debt has never been repaid.

And if it were high you'd report that he was an elitist Ivy League law professor. We know that numbers racket....

who is Mary, and why is everybody talking about her on the secret board?

Yes of course but "Obama's average grade-level score of 8.4 is more than two grades lower than the 10.7 grade average for the other 67 addresses written by his 12 predecessors," they conclude.

Why is there a watermelon there?

km4 wrote:

the other 67 addresses written by his 12 predecessors

They think Reagan wrote his addresses??? Who's the "smart" guy at the U. Of MN Politics?

Okay, so the opportunity to see the northern lights was last night, not tonight, from what I understand.

Don't want anyone to freeze out there peering at the sky tonight.

(did cinco leave?)

1 currency now -yogi wrote:

And if it were high you'd report that he was an elitist Ivy League law professor.

If it were high, I'd suspect he was an investment banker. From the cocaine he'd share with his baby on the changing table.

let alone peering into the energy efficient windows of their neighbors

I have not one but EIGHT (8) moles.

I see what you did over the last 72.

?Care to expound on that?

So they're still trying to prove that the dollar has intrinsic value, eh?

Basel Too wrote:

That brown sugar really IS shit.

Mary wrote:

I have not one but EIGHT (8) moles.

We need Smiley to figure out who they are. Can't have moles in the HCN Circus.

km4 wrote:

Yes of course but "Obama's average grade-level score of 8.4 is more than two grades lower than the 10.7 grade average for the other 67 addresses written by his 12 predecessors," they conclude.

He's looking for a wider audience. Or rather, for a wider audience to be able to follow him more easily.

Personally I listened to the whole thing (with a glass of wine or two) in company with several other men, and none of us felt the language to be particularly simple-minded. I'm an old tech writer and I'm in favor of clarity to a broad audience. A president is president to C students and A students alike. The trick is to bring 'em all along without boring or insulting anybody with your approach.

I suspect NorthStar is a naked rat mole.

Bob Dobbs wrote:

none of us felt the language to be particularly simple-minded.

Just hollow.

We have MOLES in hcn?

Where's my hammer. I'll get that sucker. I'm good at this.

....you brutes won't have Timmeh to beat up next year......I hear he's going to be doing some work for H&RBlock....... Wink

Money badger don't care.
Money badger don't give a shit.
YouTube - The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) 

It just takes what it wants.

pavel.chichikov wrote:

naked mole rat:

I stand corrected.

energyecon wrote:

Natural gas futures surged 8 percent after Conoco Phillips [COP 69.98 -0.63 (-0.89%) ] said Wednesday its shutting down 100 million cubic feet per day (0.1 bcf) of production in 2012 due to lower prices.

The most current production statistic is from October 2011 available on EIA website, the shut in production so far is 0.6 BCFD from ~80 BCFD or 0.7% of October production and it has increased since then but lets use that as a working number.

So did RIG and Seadrill jump because most of the deep-sea exploration is oil and the bet is that COP and others will be diverting to oil? Or just jump as risk assets? I would have thought they would have gone down or stayed flat.

I step on the mole tunnels to crush them down.

I really do.

km4 wrote:

"Obama's average grade-level score of 8.4 is more than two grades lower than the 10.7 grade average for the other 67 addresses written by his 12 predecessors,"

Straight at his voters.

lawyerliz wrote:

I step on the mole tunnels to crush them down.

Baby killer.

Sand puppy is such a nicer name than naked mole rat.

This has got to be the ugliest animal on this or any other planet.

PastTense wrote:

Mish's Global Economic Trend Analysis: CalPERS Earned 1.1% on Investments in 2011, Plan Assumptions are 7.75%

Yeah, but they're going to make it up in volume. Like the Change Bank.

What's a mole and how do you find out if you have them?

I think the next debate should prominently feature candidates' respective positions on the wanton murder of mole rats. And if all are in favor, what method eachprefers. And the number of notches on their Oxfords (or weapon of choice).

lawyerliz wrote:

The loans being made now CAN be paid.

I hope so. But after that radio ad I heard last week, looking for 'participants' in house flipping ( no money required ! ), I'm really wondering what is lurking out there just under the surface, waiting to strike again. Vampire Squid from Hell

lawyerliz wrote:

I step on the mole tunnels to crush them down.

I'm going to try alliums this spring. The ladies at the garden club say they repel moles. Not the ladies, the onions.

ornamental onion - Google Search

Back when I was a rattlesnake wrangler and a part-time mystical fortune teller, I used to tell my patrons that they should fear a bald man with a beard. The hell if I wasn't right.

Sirus wrote:

QE 3 is not coming anytime soon. It would be a desperation bid if it did.

I think I agree, since the subsequent rise in oil prices alone would be 2nd derivative negatory,
when we're already 1st derivative stalled or worse...

Outsider wrote:

What's a mole and how do you find out if you have them?

The upraised mounds in my front and back yard strongly suggest I have them. Well, that and the fact I found one dead in the back--I think the only torrential rain last summer did a shock and awe on him and he either drowned or the cat got him.

You're special Elvis. What can we say.

Now excuse me while I catch up on my latest articles. Wouldn't want to miss any good recipes.

Outsider wrote:

Wouldn't want to miss any good recipes.

Please find out what cleans personal lubricants out of car seats while you are at it.

Outsider wrote:

Now excuse me while I catch up on my latest articles. Wouldn't want to miss any good recipes.

I think you'd want to use a very strong spice on mole rats, kind of like a strong chile spice.

volker the viking wrote:

finally, after more than 15,000 comments, you post something worthy

Elvis has probably ruined more New Keyboards single handedly than any other collection of people here.
(I'd actually swear Elvis is employed as a comedy writer, somewhere...)

Bernanke made it clear that maximum sustainable employment (defined by 8% unemployment) and stable prices (defined as 2% inflation of personal consumption expenditures) are on "equal footing".

Fixed It For Ya

they should fear a bald man with a beard.

Barry Diller?

Outsider wrote:

What's a mole and how do you find out if you have them?

moles are vaguely like field rats. They live underground, burrow around, chew on whatever tempting root they come across, and generally leave 6-10 inch piles of dirt behind (that mysteriously appear between sunset and sunrise).

It turns out the mole rat aunts are very important to the study of evolution.

Eusociality - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Mook wrote:

PastTense wrote:

Mish's Global Economic Trend Analysis: CalPERS Earned 1.1% on Investments in 2011, Plan Assumptions are 7.75%

Nothing a little 7:1 leverage can't solve, right?

Don't you think that 1.1% was already at 11:1 leverage?

And on that inflation target, so we are going to be lowering inflation to get to that 2% target?

Hey, just thought I'd ask: did Greece make a deal?

lawyerliz wrote:

Hey, just thought I'd ask: did Greece make a deal?

They traded curtain #2 for curtain #3. And Papadeimos was dressed like Snow White.

Basel Too, " i wonder what percentage have poop residue?"

IMO, That is why they use the diaper tables, adds to the cocains flavor and appeal. Smile Tongue

1 currency now -yogi wrote:

Where's that damn hyperinflation again?

Oh.

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2011/12/ECB%20Balance%20Sheet_0.jpg 

No, yogi, don't go spoiling our apocalypti with charts and stats and such-like. This is a faith-based community.

Mary wrote:

Mr. koop.
I see what you did over the last 72.
...
And I am not amused.

Um, could you elaborate? I did a lot of things in the last 72 hours, can't think of one that might not amuse you.

robj wrote:

This is a faith-based community.

Well I share the Fed's faith that 2 = 0.

robj wrote:

I think the next debate should prominently feature candidates' respective positions on the wanton murder of mole rats.

I want to see their tats. Give it up.

KnotRP wrote:

I'd actually swear Elvis is employed as a comedy writer, somewhere

if by somewhere, you mean a small room just outside Saint Louis (Illinois side) where the police have their GPS on speed dial, and the clientele have a severe reaction to peanuts, and the room is in Cahokia, but not the one the ballers frequent, then perhaps so

volker the viking wrote:

I want to see their tats. Give it up.

I will need some mind cleaner.

Bruce in Tennessee wrote:

...the grocery business is still quite tough, I see. We have one of these stores in my area and it is one of the ones that will close...

Bruce, I've been wanting to ask this question for a while - we keep hearing that grocery margins are "razor thin" and about the difficulties of groceries making any money. So, why are stores like Target clearing space for a grocery section, with all the trimmings, like produce? I don't understand how it can help their core business. The produce turnover at a place like that is so low I'd never buy there if I could help it. I imagine they must throw a lot out.

“He’s not going to ask me to stay on, I’m pretty confident,” Geithner said in an interview with Bloomberg Television today. “I’m confident he’ll be president. But I’m also confident he’s going to have the privilege of having another secretary of the Treasury.”

Did the Chinese students crack up when he said "privilege"?

Unintentional double irony is the best kind...

His forehead is needed for the revival of drive-ins.

< kowtow. kowtow. kowtow, dood > srsly.
HCN search results:
eliminates UID row (GUI panel (n matches) ).
excluding UID (query matches) )

:: Day's coming, pple gonna need site search baaaad

Everybody in: OS X 9/10.3, IE 8, FF 2 [!!!1!], Opera WTF
call me crazy. I know you will.

I wouldn't vote for him no matter if I knew for sure he was multiplying NASA's budget by 10.

Can you explain this in a clear understandable way for a computer imbecile?

Better check the ballot really carefully....

we kinda get each other

cool beans, you fuck

Gary wrote:

Mars, bitches!

Oh, Gary. It's just too much. Now they're just pulling stuff to say out of a bag, randomly.

The only positive is that it's provoked a lot of free-flowing wit (and intelligence!) today. I was laughing whenever I looked at comments today.

shill wrote:

Gold 1,711 +46 +2.78%
10yr T-note 2.01 -0.06
Hmm

SVM (a Canada/China Silver Miner (as by-product)) up 6% today. on 12/29/11 it was $6.09. Today $7.59. 24% increase in less than a month. (smiling and licking lips)

lawyerliz wrote:

Can you explain this in a clear understandable way for a computer imbecile?

push back from the keyboard, reach down and unplug the connection Smile

I'm rooting for you. I hope you have an exit strategy.

But then it would turn off. . . . wouldn't it?

No.
If you don't use the site search, you don't need another -- whether imbecilic, technical, or esoteric-- explanation.

(I use it alot. And I save local links, PAVEL)

Yancey Ward wrote:

His forehead is needed for the revival of drive-ins.

It's a fivehead.

The rate of inflation is also stable at a constant 25% per year.

Ah, a bug report about site search. Nothing nefariously intentional - I did upgrade the underlying search technology as part of the transition to the new server, so wouldn't be surprised if something's a-whack.

Can you give me a click-by-click-for-dummies, to help me reproduce it?

we'll look back on 25% as the good old days

kcoop wrote:

Can you give me a click-by-click-for-dummies, to help me reproduce it?

that's what she said

CBS News is leading off with the Somali rescue story. we should have sent Seal Team 6 to rescue Foxy Knoxy.

That's why Citi can legally charge me a 29% rate if I miss a payment, despite borrowing from the window at 1 or 2 %. Gotta keep up with inflation, and all that.

Hey Princeton beard:

I'll give you ten trillion dollars at the end of two months. Just give me a penny today, two pennies tomorrow, four the next day....

Basel Too wrote:

we should have sent Seal Team 6 to rescue Foxy Knoxy.

We would have, but they were shot down in Afghanistan.

Hmm... it looks like search doesn't filter by author anymore. Is that what you were talking about? I'll look into it. Is there anything else?

greenchutes wrote:

despite borrowing from the window at 1 or 2 %.

No wonder Citi is in so much shit. 1% is off by two decimal places...

lawyerliz wrote:

I step on the mole tunnels to crush them down.
I really do.

I had a mole in my newly sodded rear lawn. Pissed me off. I got a long knife and followed the furrows until I could see new digging, and then stabbed that area dozens of times. No more mole. I felt like a star of Psycho.

No wonder Citi is in so much shit. 1% is off by two decimal places...

uhh, 1% is the punitive , Bagehot's rule.

greenchutes wrote:

The funny thing in the political discourse is the idea that the deficit is somehow "paid for" with real taxpayer "money", instead of just being imaginary electrons spontaneously generated at 33 Liberty and moved around faster than a credit card transaction.

We've been in MMT territory ever since electronic transfers. To think otherwise is living in the Matrix.

Now the question is how to deal with it, mitigate the worst of it - because you aren't going to change that easily or move back - not until the computers are all turned off. Literally.

lawyerliz wrote:

This has got to be the ugliest animal on this or any other planet.

That nose/mouth with feelers makes for nightmares of the Vampire Squid from Hell rampaging.

kcoop wrote:

Hmm... it looks like search doesn't filter by author anymore. Is that what you were talking about? I'll look into it. Is there anything else?

Nood wimin...

Outsider wrote:

What's a mole and how do you find out if you have them?

If you have them, you will see raised earth in a track across your lawn. A mole is an underground rat.

I locked in a 30 year rate at 3.85, no points. Sure hope I don't regret it.

dawg, DID I ACCUSE YOU?
I think not.

Choose any keyword. "booger" for example.
SIDEBAR: no UID display ( matches (n count) )

Choose any UID query of results:
by

Title

Type

Author

Date

(shit's all fucked up)

I just stomp on my tunnels.

My theory is that if it's green, it's grass. There's plenty of yard I don't care about. Too bad I can't tell them to go there.

You killed all the babies tooooo.

Guillllt.

Looks like we have this year's winner for the obfuscated bug report.

Yes. No.
You're the shiznit, yo.

Just finished reading Larry Summers' December 2008 economic analysis and program recommendation for the President-elect.

It is appalling.

It is garbage.

If, as a staff officer, I'd prepared such trash, it would have been thrown back in face.

I would have been told to get it right and not come back until it was.

JimPortlandOR wrote:

If you have them, you will see raised earth in a track across your lawn. A mole is an underground rat.

I have dozens of them digging up the yard. I don't put pesticides on the lawn so it is grub heaven - they dig around looking for grubs. They likes'em bunches.

you need not display your erudition

maybe you should get a tat that says erudition on your shoulder

do it in an Olde English font

some suggestions an a credible tat parlor for yogi

lawyerliz wrote:

You killed all the babies tooooo.

I doubt it - they dig those little nippers in deeper - or dogs and coons would get them stat. The tunnels are mostly empty except when they are active.

It says as much about Rahm as it does Summers.

A Chief of Staff who would allow such a piece of crap to reach a President-elect's in-box is a moron.

You must have a very painful masochistic side. I can see starting it--but finishing it?

Get rid of the grubs, get rid of the moles. I don't like to use pesticides though and the cats aren't catching moles
like they used to.

you're talking about the next World Bank president

Thanks for pointing this out. Yes, it's screwed up. Bummer - missed a major module upgrade. Ugh.

It may take me a bit to get to this. I don't think it's a quick fix.

mp wrote:

It says as much about Rahm as it does Summers.
A Chief of Staff who would allow such a piece of crap to reach a President-elect's in-box is a moron.

I've heard multiple times that Larry and Rahm were bitter enemies. Larry INSISTED that he have unlimited direct access to POTUS and POTUS didn't intervene in the fist fight.

Rule of atty#3: Avoid creating one's documentation.

Is "skyline" really a metaphor for the fed vs the depression? Clueless kids that can't act running from brain-sucking aliens with hypnotic powers?

My deceased Fred was very good at catching small rodents--he'd like them up at the back patio door. Good Fred, good Sick .

He got too many ticks and we forced him to stay in.

's all good. Sooner rather than later. Know what I'm sayin?

JimPortlandOR wrote:

I've heard multiple times that Larry and Rahm were bitter enemies. Larry INSISTED that he have unlimited direct access to POTUS and POTUS didn't intervene in the fist fight.

It's obvious from the most cursory examination that it was not staffed.

" A Chief of Staff who would allow such a piece of crap to reach a President-elect's in-box is a moron. "

You expect to much mp, after all they are only public servents.

And IMO, Corrupt ones at that.

Read a case today with a dissent which had both the word cluelessness and apodictic. I haven't looked the latter up yet.

Damn, with all the new regulation banks may only be able to skim .01% off a simple interest-rate swap (provided as god's work for the sewer-using unwashed). Good thing the market's in the hundreds of trillions...

sporkfed wrote:

Get rid of the grubs, get rid of the moles.

Ya well I don't do pesticides unless absolutely necessary and moles don't clear the bar. Minor hassle.

I have a friend who has BOTH moles and coons digging up his yard - moles after the grubs and coons after moles AND/OR grubs. His back yard looks like an artillery range. Kinda cool watching them go at it late at night screaming at each other and digging. Until the dog is let out... then they scram.

I still want to know roughly, the value of all the 2nd mtges outstanding.

Well, Bobby, they may be corrupt.

Even if they are corrupt, one could at least expect them to be thorough and efficient.

They couldn't even manage that.

We had coons for a while, I think they are cute. We had to replace the garbage cans, those busy little hands could get them open.

ap·o·dic·tic   [ap-uh-dik-tik]
adjective
1.
incontestable because of having been demonstrated or proved to be demonstrable.
2.
Logic . (of a proposition) necessarily true or logically certain

Thus spake dryfly:

/>kcoop wrote:
/>is there anything else?
Nood wimin...

Don't say I never did nothin' fer ya - here's nood woman:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Adolf_Friedrich_Erdmann_von_Menzel_cropped.JPG

Came home the other night to find a coon eating out of our cats bowls. All three cats watching on top of the garbage can.

Yeah, with you know who on public sax.

Gotta take a radio call.

Laterol.

Came home the other night to find a coon eating out of our cats coon bait bowls.

mp wrote:

Even if they are corrupt, one could at least expect them to be thorough and efficient.

They couldn't even manage that.

And they're working for a guy who wouldn't lay down the law for his underlings; let them fight it out for supremacy. That means I know more about management than BHO. Terrifying.

Well the dissenting judge didn't like it because there was a case directly on point with the same plaintiff--Chase I think--doing the exact same crappy stuff in a different judicial circuit.

There is a motion for rehearing. Decision not finalized. Hot off the press, Jan 12th of this year.

If it keeps him out of the garbage can I can live with it.

Bob Dobbs wrote:

And they're working for a guy who wouldn't lay down the law for his underlings; let them fight it out for supremacy. That means I know more about management than BHO. Terrifying.

There's that. Also, if I'd been chief of staff, Summers would have been emasculated if he'd attempted to go around me.

Crazy. Just crazy.

dryfly wrote:

We've been in MMT territory ever since electronic transfers.

What about international capital flows vis-a-vis MMT?

Bob Dobbs, " That means I know more about management than BHO. Terrifying. "

They were probably Forced on him when he became President, by the " Chicago Machine" that got him elected.

All I know is that document speaks volumes about Summers, Obama, Rahm and the rest of his staff.

They don't know shit from shinola about running a staff and making it happen.

There are cases on both sides of no proof of asgnt, no foreclosure.

The dissenting judge ripped the judges that agreed that the lack of asgnt no problem a new one.

Eventually this will be decided by the Florida Supremes.

Yeah, them.

Mr Slippery wrote:

What about international capital flows vis-a-vis MMT?

They are all doing it - in a way - have been for awhile.

I mean what are they backed against really? Not much. Just 'balanced' off one against the other. Either in the forex or a manipulated peg on a currency in the forex.

It is what it is.

will be decided by the Florida Supremes

I hear Tallahassee is lovely this time of year.

CBS: Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said Wednesday that "the left" uses universities to indoctrinate young people ...

Ricky is truly scary. Not the only one that's scary or worse, but the jihad against higher ed is about to commence.

mp wrote:

They don't know shit from shinola about running a staff and making it happen.

That was obvious from day one even without the expose.

but, but, Larry sits at the right hand of God on His throne

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